1st RULE: You do not talk about KITCHEN.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about KITCHEN.
3rd RULE: If someone says “I’m coming” or goes limp, jerks off the fap is over.
4th RULE: Only two porns to a fap.
5th RULE: One fap at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no boohoos.
7th RULE: Fap will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your fap night at KITCHEN, you HAVE to fap…while making a sandwishes.
